Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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