Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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