out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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