my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Boobs speak an international language.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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