So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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We have started to decorate penises.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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