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  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:54am

    I promise change -Obama

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:17pm

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:32am

    excellent skill, well done mc guiver

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:20pm

    Obviously he just saw the Youtube video of that guy doing it, it is pretty impressive though

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:00pm

    that is an awesome skill!

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:45am

    I can open a bottle of wine with my cock, so there!

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:27pm

    Teach me, sensei.

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:15pm

    Try it with the bubbly

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:14pm

    Obama sucks he really really sucks.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:20pm

    yea, huffington post!

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:12am

    Break videos help hahaha

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:45am

    i saw that youtube too! handiest thing for a wino like your's truly your's truly, a wino

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:06pm

    Uh reef sandles! Ftw

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:43am

    Well now your just bragging

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:33am

    you read lifehacker dont you. ;]

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:39am

    this was in a video on ebaumsworld today

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:43pm

    LIFEHACKER all day long!

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:16pm

    I wonder of all that shaking hurts the wine

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:24pm

    hobo obama just wants some spare change.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:41pm

    I watched that youtube video too, big whoop.

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:31pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because that seems like a very handy skill! -Jeff

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:11pm

    If you want to call yourself a real wino you douchebag then you'd know that beating it against a wall is the last thing you want to do with your wine. Unless you bought it at Wal mart. In which case you spent too much for too little

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:16pm

    I carry a bottle opener at all times

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:21pm

    If I had a nickle.. -Bradon

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:50am

    i saw that video as well, i've done it. it actually works.

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:27pm

    Ha, I didn't realize Lifehacker was known amongst the readers of TFLN.

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:14pm

    gotta love college humor for providing inside access to such skills.

  • 47 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:06pm

    352 keeping it classy like always

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:53pm

    Not much of a claim. I can do that with my fingers

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:05pm

    Win for Ocala. Haha.

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:14pm

    I'm waiting for someone to try this and break the bottle and slice open their hand.