Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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