im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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