it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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