She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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