so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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