Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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