You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize