weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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