All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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