Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
this just has baby written all over it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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