ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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