You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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