is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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