When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize