I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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