I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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