My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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