covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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