Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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