that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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