I CAN MOONWALK!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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