so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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