I wish i was in the wii world.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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