Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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