Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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