So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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