This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was like eating out sand paper
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I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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