we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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