Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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