I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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