I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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