you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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