I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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