she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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