i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize