I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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