Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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