It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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