Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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