You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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