shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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