please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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