Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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