Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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